'Tis the season, after all.
Pics 1 &2 are the obligatory Christmas #soblessed shots. 'Christmas Cookies With Kiddiwinks.'
Nice, eh? Soooo Christmassy! (Ho-ho-ho!)
Okay, now take a nice long look at pics 3 through to 5, (or 'Kitchen Armageddon' as I've privately labeled this selection of images.) Observe the alarming wreckage of flour, icing sugar, silver balls, sticky goop, and miscellaneous baking detritus adorning each and every surface of our 'heart of the home'...
('Ooh, it'll all end in tears!' Yes. It did. Mine! But that's another story.)
Note how there are no pics of me or the kids. They were tearing about the house on a sugar-fuelled rampage, terrifying the cats with their euphoric ear-splitting shrieks of merriment. Mummy, meanwhile, was wide-eyed and trembling, muttering to herself as she scraped down the walls and doors, occasionally pausing to take a crafty swig of her cold, whiskey-laced tea.
Yes, #MakingMemories can be a really mucky, messy business but I wouldn't have it any other way. Honest! :D
